I've been reading The Lord of the Rings to my kids before they go to bed. We're in the second book, and have finally "taken the hobbits to Isengard," which means that my reading has, for the last few nights, been constantly interrupted by this song. Also, my daughter has been cheering for Sauron. Thanks ever so much for that, Dave Kellett, I know it's completely your fault. Ha.
They're enjoying it hugely, and so am I. I first found the books in third grade, and re-read them to death all through my school years. I even liked the Silmarillion, although I don't remember much about it, now. (I liked the King James Bible and Shakespeare, too. I was like that. I never learned to speak Elvish, though.) It's funny, the kids are so steeped in nerd culture that they've already heard tons of jokes and references to the books, so they're delighted to listen to the real thing. It's obvious that the big buildup has increased their enjoyment of the story. (Again, thanks in no small part to Dave Kellett's Sheldon comic, which they read constantly.)
Having someone to read these books out loud to is so much fun. I love doing the voices. When I was reading the bits with the orcs dragging Merry and Pippin around, the kids just about died laughing, I kept reading them with a Jäger accent. I couldn't help it. It was so perfect...I guess the Jägers really are cute rainbow-colored orcs. Oh, dear.
They're enjoying it hugely, and so am I. I first found the books in third grade, and re-read them to death all through my school years. I even liked the Silmarillion, although I don't remember much about it, now. (I liked the King James Bible and Shakespeare, too. I was like that. I never learned to speak Elvish, though.) It's funny, the kids are so steeped in nerd culture that they've already heard tons of jokes and references to the books, so they're delighted to listen to the real thing. It's obvious that the big buildup has increased their enjoyment of the story. (Again, thanks in no small part to Dave Kellett's Sheldon comic, which they read constantly.)
Having someone to read these books out loud to is so much fun. I love doing the voices. When I was reading the bits with the orcs dragging Merry and Pippin around, the kids just about died laughing, I kept reading them with a Jäger accent. I couldn't help it. It was so perfect...I guess the Jägers really are cute rainbow-colored orcs. Oh, dear.

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Actually, the Jägers would eat the Orcs for breakfast. And Agatha probably would take over Sauron's castle and start improving it while Krosp makes snide comments to the Eye as it watches its world fall apart.
Agatha would at the least probably make the
layer cakecity of Minas Tirith much better defended, at the very least. Then she could probably do something kinda mad science about the nine riders.Orcs as Jägers or vice versa... um... snerk...
I've got a copy of the old slipcovered faux (I assume) leather "Red Book of Westmarch" version of LOTR - it's a prized possession.
(See also: "Why is the rum gone?")
The most useful anodyne to this is probably Grunts by Mary Gentle. What happens when you crossbreed US Marines with Orcs. And add Elvish war correspondents.
"♫ Tell me where is Gandalf, for I much desire to speak with him! ♫"
Orcs with Jäger accents... oh dear, I'll never read the books the same way again!
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I also did recently spend an absurd amount of money buying the animated Hobbit movie in DVD format. Ah, nostalgia! How it wrecks the pocketbook.
And now I am having a fun time imagining what Lord of the Rings would look like in the style of Girl Genius and can't help but be amused. I might have to look and see if there is any crossover fanfic.
It's funny with what my Dad read to me and his instance that I learn to play chess he claims he can't understand my geeky/nerdy ways.....
And really, most things are more fun with a Jager accent. :)
I now own Boston's SF specialty book and game store. If once you start down the Tolkienian path, forever will it dominate your destiny. I have no regrets. IT HAS MADE ME STRONG.
Previous books include the first three "Oz" books, "Alice in Wonderland", "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory", and Lloyd Alexander's "The Cat Who Wanted to Be a Man".
I'd also like to read her George MacDonald's "The Princess and the Goblins". And "The Light Princess" by the same author. And "The Voyage of Doctor Dolittle" if I can find an unexpugiated copy...